January 27, 2010


Me: Jacob, can you please untie the refrigerator?

Jacob: No mommy, I dan't undie the fwidge-mater.

Me: Yes you can!

No I dan't!

Yes you can!

No I dan't!

Jacob, please untie the doors! You are ruining my measuring tape!

No I dan't you silly mommy I said! The fwidge-mater is stuck!

(grunt, grunt, silence......)

Wook mommy! The fwidge-mater wripped your measure tape!

Uh huh, sure.

Excuse the hand and finger prints. 'Tis the life of a stainless steel fridge in a house with three toddlers and a baby.

So I won't apologize for them.

3 super cool people speak:

Heidi said...

I thought this was a post about "Cars." I still had a good laugh! Sorry about the measuring tape.

Mama Smith said...

Don't forget...these recordings can be used in a court of law...if necessary...IN YOUR BEHALF....(smile)

Neisha said...

we have stainless steel in our kitchen. I don't even clean it for company. I just hope that they don't know the streaks and fingerprints and if they do, that they offer to clean it for me :)

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