April 3, 2009

Pish, What Do People Know

Once you became a parent, did you notice how suddenly people were always giving you advise or offering the latest "well I heard that____".

For example:
Some people say, going from one kid to two kids is the hardest.
Others claim that going from two kids to three kids is the hardest.
And still others say that after three kids, its all the same. One more makes no difference.

Come, step into my laboratory and let's do some research to test this theory. Just be sure to read all warnings and side notes before entering. This research facility will not replace damaged goods or compensate lost or stolen sanity.

WARNING: Please don't wear white. Peanut butter and jelly hands in motion. Its just not safe.

NOTE: I am a non-profit organization so feel free to send donations!

Big ones.

TEST SUBJECT: Serene

Date: Oct 2007
Children: Three


TEST SUBJECT: Serene
Date: April 2009
Children: Four


CONCLUSION: Don't trust ANYONE!

People have no clue what they're talking about.

6 super cool people speak:

Heidi said...

I though it was supposed to be after 4, or maybe 5 that it's all the same. So now that it looks like you've lost it (and beautifully so!), no problem when the kids keep coming! :-)

Tabitha (From Single to Married) said...

ha!!! I agree, don't listen to anyone!! btw - I think you look prettier now. :)

Mama Smith said...

We want a follow-up picture with after baby #5...(smile)

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

Better not! I wouldn't want to scare people away from my blog!

John and Jami West said...

You are SO cute!!! This is the cutest funniest post ever!! You are pretty no matter what by the way and it's not fair!!

hjsmith said...

That is too funny. Love it. That is a ggod way for me not to post any before, during and after having kids...I already know the clothes dont fit the same and before kids the only stains on my clothes came from me-usually, now I couldnt keep up as to what stain was what. I know a little different direction but that goes with the sanity and insanity after kids....face it everything is different(: and for the better. Love your BLOG(: and of course you too(:

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