While at Walmart this afternoon, I was cutting through the... eh hem, feminine products isle.
My three year old son, who was walking along side the cart yells up at me, "What are doze?" pointing to the... eh hem, feminine products on the shelf.
My six year old daughter took charge of the conversation. "Those are for when you bleed on your bum bum!"
"Ya!", my four year old son yells back over his shoulder, "They're bum bum band aids!"
And then I smiled sweetly at the man who walked by at that exact moment.
32 super cool people speak:
Oh I like that, bum bum band aids. He might be on to something there!
Oh boy!
haha..
and they ALWAYS have to shout!
Best description ever! And the man was probably sent to buy them for his wife.
OH. MY. HE**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just don't know what to say, except that the guy that walked by is probably on the phone to his wife/girlfriend and roaring their guts out right now.
It's time to have that special talk.......about using our church voices in the feminine isle at Walmart.
I have never understood how a child can always use their outside voices at the most embarassing moments! they are so darn good at it too!!!
time to find a different aisle for your short cuts sister!
it's been my experience that the only time a child uses a quiet voice is when they are giving a talk in primary. or when you REALLY need to hear what they're saying.
Oh my GOSH Bum Bum Band-aids gotta love it - Kids really do say the funniest things~!
LOL - next lesson? Always sticky side down. ALWAYS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Oh my gosh. This is the kind of moment I wish my yahoos never learned to speak.
LOL at M-Cat's lesson. too funny
That is so Funny!! We call them mom band-aids at our house. Not sure if it's the best idea, knowing how little kids are with any kind of band-aids (sure you know what I mean).
That's actually an easier description than anything I could come up with. And don't worry, that guy will get over it...eventually.
My kids call them "mommy's bandaids". But really, I'm sure that man was embarrassed enough to be in the feminine products aisle. Ha ha.
Hi serene! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that is the funniest thing I've ever heard. OMGOSH! LMBBO (lauging my bum bum off)
I might have to link to this tomorrow. hahahahahahah
I am a man, but I did not heed the warning, but I am glad I didn't. It turned out hilarious.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually had this conversation about "the fun things we get during puberty" the other day. She is super stoked for a bra but when I informed her of "the other stuff" she looked horrified and near started crying!!! SO FUNNY!!!
Your kids are hysterical! Of course, it's only funny because it didn't happen to me. But it very well could have!
Hehe! Bum bum band-aids. That is the best description ever.
hahahahahahahaha!
Oh, man. That is hilarious. Even more so for the man walking down the aisle. . .
Okay I officially LOVE this post. Thanks so much for the laugh!!! :)
Too funny. I just call them mommy diapers, since that's what they feel like. Bum bum bandaids is SO much funnier!
Bum bum bandaids. Gotta love it!
=D
That is so so so funny. I love it when Kai says something similar to me...in the bathroom...at a very wrong moment;)
LOL! Thanks for the laugh this morning!
*bum bum bandaids indeed!*
Sounds reasonable. :D
Hope the guy isn't scarred for life. Hahaha!
LOVE IT... Thanks for the laugh.
So, here's one you'll like. My friend's boy asked his parents when they could light the firecrackers. They told him they didn't have any firecrackers. He said, "Yes we do, they're in Mom's bathroom cupboard. I found them!" Then he pulled a t-a-you-know-what-out of his pocket and said, "And they have really long fuses."
That is too funny!!!
We used to call them magic wands. We're Harry Potter fans.
Muah ha ha.
My hubby and his brother use to play with "telescopes" when they were a puppies.
Ha! That's what my kids call them too!
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