August 6, 2010
I know what you're thinking.
Looks pretty incriminating, doesn't it?
But you're wrong.
It was uh... *eh hem* I was the one who uh... *chewing lip* who... who *coumade the messgh*.
Huh? Sorry, what was that? Nope, I didn't hear anything. Not a thing. Nada.
.......... Okay fine! It was me! There, I admitted it! You happy now?
I was about to change a very vile diaper when, seeing her little bum was pretty sore, jumped up to grab the SAMS CLUB SIZE container of cornstarch. (cornstarch makes a great diaper rash remedy, cheap too)
The other kids had been playing with it earlier but I didn't think much of it until I was frolicking back... well of course I frolic! Don't you?
Frolicking is a much better means of traveling than simply walking.
More time efficient too.
Anyhow, where was I? Oh yes, I was frolicking back to Alayna when it slipped out of my hands and *POOF*, landed right next to her.
We both just stood there staring at each other in total shock. But the look on her face had me bursting into laughter. I couldn't help myself! The whole thing was undeniably funny.
Even after I was doubled over in uncontrollable laughter she just stared at me like I was insane.
Who knows? Maybe I am.
The bad part came later that night when I realized that I had left the container in the boys room.
Yea... they had made several small mounds of white powder that they proceeded to bang into the carpet while laughing hysterically.
Oddly enough, I didn't think it was all that funny.