August 25, 2010

If you're a man, I would recommend not reading this.

While at Walmart this afternoon, I was cutting through the... eh hem, feminine products isle.

My three year old son, who was walking along side the cart yells up at me, "What are doze?" pointing to the... eh hem, feminine products on the shelf.

My six year old daughter took charge of the conversation. "Those are for when you bleed on your bum bum!"

"Ya!", my four year old son yells back over his shoulder, "They're bum bum band aids!"

And then I smiled sweetly at the man who walked by at that exact moment.

34 super cool people speak:

Saimi said...

Oh I like that, bum bum band aids. He might be on to something there!

Valerie said...

Oh boy!

Ben, Heather and kids said...

haha..
and they ALWAYS have to shout!

Lisa said...

Best description ever! And the man was probably sent to buy them for his wife.

Garden of Egan said...

OH. MY. HE**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just don't know what to say, except that the guy that walked by is probably on the phone to his wife/girlfriend and roaring their guts out right now.

It's time to have that special talk.......about using our church voices in the feminine isle at Walmart.

Neisha said...

LOL!!!!

Patty Ann said...

I have never understood how a child can always use their outside voices at the most embarassing moments! they are so darn good at it too!!!

T said...

time to find a different aisle for your short cuts sister!

it's been my experience that the only time a child uses a quiet voice is when they are giving a talk in primary. or when you REALLY need to hear what they're saying.

Cherie said...

Oh my GOSH Bum Bum Band-aids gotta love it - Kids really do say the funniest things~!

M-Cat said...

LOL - next lesson? Always sticky side down. ALWAYS

Brittney said...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Momza said...

Oh my gosh. This is the kind of moment I wish my yahoos never learned to speak.
LOL at M-Cat's lesson. too funny

famr_4evr said...

That is so Funny!! We call them mom band-aids at our house. Not sure if it's the best idea, knowing how little kids are with any kind of band-aids (sure you know what I mean).

Meagan said...

That's actually an easier description than anything I could come up with. And don't worry, that guy will get over it...eventually.

Royalbird said...

My kids call them "mommy's bandaids". But really, I'm sure that man was embarrassed enough to be in the feminine products aisle. Ha ha.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Hi serene! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that is the funniest thing I've ever heard. OMGOSH! LMBBO (lauging my bum bum off)

I might have to link to this tomorrow. hahahahahahah

Jocelyn Christensen said...

Classic!

Cheeseboy said...

I am a man, but I did not heed the warning, but I am glad I didn't. It turned out hilarious.

The Kooky Queen--Rachel said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually had this conversation about "the fun things we get during puberty" the other day. She is super stoked for a bra but when I informed her of "the other stuff" she looked horrified and near started crying!!! SO FUNNY!!!

Stacy said...

Your kids are hysterical! Of course, it's only funny because it didn't happen to me. But it very well could have!

Amber said...

Hehe! Bum bum band-aids. That is the best description ever.

Rachel Sue said...

hahahahahahahaha!

Oh, man. That is hilarious. Even more so for the man walking down the aisle. . .

Marie said...

Okay I officially LOVE this post. Thanks so much for the laugh!!! :)

Mikki said...

Too funny. I just call them mommy diapers, since that's what they feel like. Bum bum bandaids is SO much funnier!

Sue said...

Bum bum bandaids. Gotta love it!

=D

iamwoman said...

That is so so so funny. I love it when Kai says something similar to me...in the bathroom...at a very wrong moment;)

One Cluttered Brain said...

LOL! Thanks for the laugh this morning!

*bum bum bandaids indeed!*

Annette Lyon said...

Sounds reasonable. :D

Hope the guy isn't scarred for life. Hahaha!

The Martos Fudge said...

LOVE IT... Thanks for the laugh.

Karen T said...

So, here's one you'll like. My friend's boy asked his parents when they could light the firecrackers. They told him they didn't have any firecrackers. He said, "Yes we do, they're in Mom's bathroom cupboard. I found them!" Then he pulled a t-a-you-know-what-out of his pocket and said, "And they have really long fuses."

Missy said...

That is too funny!!!

Amy said...

We used to call them magic wands. We're Harry Potter fans.

Doran & Jody said...

Muah ha ha.
My hubby and his brother use to play with "telescopes" when they were a puppies.

Evelyn @ Hanging by a Silver Lining said...

Ha! That's what my kids call them too!

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