Someone's been eating the marshmallows.
But who? Certainly not me. Those fruity flavored ones are revolting.
Like most criminals, the mellow-snatchers have started to feel confident in their abilities, cocky even. And as a result, they've become sloppy.
Now before you jump to conclusions here, let's examine the facts. With only three children at home in the mornings, that narrows our suspect list down considerably.
At this point, I also feel it's safe to exclude the baby.
Unless her crawling abilities are far superior to what she's been letting on.
Of course, being my child and all it wouldn't surprise me. Not that I'm one to boast, but my crawling abilities are quite exceptional.
But for now, my suspect list has been whittled down to two main perpetrators.
Don't let the pink pony throw you off either. Jacob is well known for his inability to discriminate between "girl" and "boy" toys. A toy is a toy to him. End of story.
They both have a rather long rap sheets including: destruction of property, shoplifting from the pantry, assault with a stuffed penguin, and clogging the toilet with too much toilet paper.
Alayna is a well-renowned loner who often prefers to work solo. Sharing isn't her strong suit.
Jacob is known for not wanting to get his hands dirty. He has often been caught coercing a poor, unsuspecting brunette into doing all the dirty work so he can claim innocence when caught.
With both parties claiming innocence, the question remains, were they partners in crime? Or was it a one-toddler job? And if so, which one?
What's your conclusion?