Me: Jacob, can you please untie the refrigerator?
Jacob: No mommy, I dan't undie the fwidge-mater.
Me: Yes you can!
No I dan't!
Yes you can!
No I dan't!
Jacob, please untie the doors! You are ruining my measuring tape!
No I dan't you silly mommy I said! The fwidge-mater is stuck!
(grunt, grunt, silence......)
Wook mommy! The fwidge-mater wripped your measure tape!
Uh huh, sure.
Excuse the hand and finger prints. 'Tis the life of a stainless steel fridge in a house with three toddlers and a baby.
So I won't apologize for them.
Love,
3 super cool people speak:
I thought this was a post about "Cars." I still had a good laugh! Sorry about the measuring tape.
Don't forget...these recordings can be used in a court of law...if necessary...IN YOUR BEHALF....(smile)
we have stainless steel in our kitchen. I don't even clean it for company. I just hope that they don't know the streaks and fingerprints and if they do, that they offer to clean it for me :)
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