I was sitting in the living room, hanging out on the couch... you know, nothing particularly unusual going on, when Jacob just ups and informs told me that the chicken pox scars on my forehead are really from where the aliens sucked out my brains.
That I actually have alien brains now.
Ah dang.
But you know, that actually explains a lot.
I just wish someone could have explained this to me sooner! All these years I've wondered why I like cottage cheese and corn together, now I know!
If you happen to like that combo too, I'd check for "chicken pox scars".
Just sayin'.
I certainly don't mean to imply I'm busier than anyone else (and for once I'm not trying to be snarky) and we all have the same amount of hours in a day, but sheesh! Can't the time fairy cut me some slack? Maybe give me some super-mommy powers where I don't need sleep? Let me borrow a magic wand? Or make it possible for me to slow time down so I can catch up with it?
Because that would be awesome. Just think how many less dried splatters I'd have on my walls if I could actually catch the cup milk, or bowl of spaghetti, or plate of potatoes and gravy before it hit the ground!
Oh ya... I'd totally take that power over the no sleep thing any day.
And since I'm sitting here writing about time fairies and super powers, Jacob must be right. I guess I really do have alien brains!
But one fun thing I'm super excited about is, my awesome cousin took our family pictures on Saturday! Here's just a tiny sneak peek.
Totally lovin' all the little personalities going on there!
You should check out her photography site and she always has specials going on on her Facebook page!
Needless to say, I'm just itching to see the rest!
13 super cool people speak:
Jacob is hilarious!!
LOVE your family picture!
I love the family picture too!! So perfect!
Alien brains? How does this kid come up with this stuff? He must have some kind of creative, awesomeness gene passed down from his parents. ;)
love the family photo!!
Your child is a sage.
;)
PS. Love the photo!
So very cute!!!
Jacob is the best!
I agree about the time fairy and super powers thing! Who needs sleep, anyway?
LOVE your family picture!!! You have the most darling family!! :)
Luke shaved!
I absolutely LOVE your family picture! Can hardly wait to see what else Callie did!
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! Cute, cute, cute family picture! :)
Wuv your babies and stories:)
Just love you!
We need to talk more Melaleuca too!
Oooooh. I've got a chicken pox scar on my face. Love love love that picture.
the picture is great:) I blog stalk you and nominated you for the Kreativ blogger award:) you can check it out here: http://3catanzaros.blogspot.com/2012/06/ive-had-this-comment-pending-my-comment.html
Just catching up on blogs I like to stalk. You're just pure awesomeness Serene! Seriously!!
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