March 29, 2013
Once upon a time, back when I use to have an amazingly awesome and funny blog... at least in my happy place I liked to imagine it was so.
And because my invisible friend assured me that it was.
Anyway, I blogged almost every day.
Totally crazy right?
But I use to write down funny things my kids had said or done, otherwise I'd forget.
As I was going through my junk drawer... I mean *clearing throat" my assorted drawer of miscellaneous papers, I discovered something I had written down and completely forgot about.
It was like finding buried treasure.
Hubby is asleep on the couch while Jacob and I converse in the kitchen.
Jacob looks up at me and asks:
How can I wake up daddy?
I quickly respond:
Well, I don't think you should try right now.
But Jacob doesn't seem to hear me as he is looking extremely thoughtful before stating:
I bet a ham will wake him up!
Or a violin.
No, that won't work, that will just put him back to sleep.
Oh! I bet a whack on the head will wake him up!
A really hard one........
No more Batman for this kid.