September 12, 2012
Welcome to the first ever Kiddy Kounsel Wednesday. (Thanks for the title idea Shaylee!)
Our question today comes from Amy of My Infernal Journal. She wants to know how to get her baby to sleep all night.
My children were more than happy to tackle her problem and here are their solutions.
Savannah - Age 8
"Well, you keep the room really quiet, keep the lights off and make sure no one goes in there. And give them a bottle.
If that doesn't work, you'll have to make him fall asleep the hard way which is, making him stay up really late then put him to bed."
Joseph - Age 6
"Be quiet when you're near the door and just, don't wake them up!"
Alayna - Age 3
"You need to say, 'GO TO SLEEP!'" *while wagging your finger apparently*
Jacob - Age 5
"That's easy! They need to sleep with a big dragon!"
Huh. Who knew! I wish I had this big dragon eight years ago. Apparently that would have solved my sleepless night problems.
So there you have it Amy. Go get your baby a big dragon.
Send in all your questions to firstname.lastname@example.org or leave a question in your comment, and let my children amaze you with their... uh... wisdom.
Ya, that's it... wisdom.