April 16, 2012
Alayna runs over to me laughing hysterically. "Look mommy! I have bread in my boogers!"
Sure enough, sticking out of her nostrils were little pieces of bread.
I was torn between feeling horrified and laughing out loud.
In the end I'm pretty sure my reaction came out as a wide-eyed, choking bark.
I think I'm going to start adding, "... and please, please, please, please help my children grow up to be normal." to my prayers every night.