Anyway, this is what I can't figure out.
As a kid, I would get compared to Natalie Wood.
As a teenager, I was constantly being compared to Sarah McLaughlin.
As an adult, I have been compared to Jennifer Garner.
Granted it's usually by a trucker at a gas station but, eh, who's discarding that as a legitimate source?
But what I can't figure out is, with all the celebrities trying so hard to look like me, why don't more people ask for my autograph?
Don't they recognize me on an average day?
Truly, I just can't figure it out.
What do you think?