March 26, 2012

Bikini Bread and Scrambled Eggs

Last night, Hubby and I were discussing what our meal plan is going to be for our family trip. Since Jacob had taken a three-hour nap after we got home from church, he was the only child still awake.

I was brainstorming out loud some easy homemade snacks, and I said,

"So Jacob, what would you like better? Homemade rolls, or zucchini bread?"

Jacob: "Uhh... homemade wolves!"

Me: "Haha, no not wolves,  R.O.L.L.S."

Jacob: "Oh. Then I want.... bikini bread!"

Maybe I was just slap happy but I was laughing so hard. Hubby just kind of smiled, clearly not finding it quite as amusing as I did.

Reminds of me of a few days ago when he-who-shall-not-be-named passed gas in the kitchen. Just moments later Jacob walked in, got the most disgusted look on his face and exclaimed, "Ugh! It smells like scrambled eggs in here!"

I'm sure he had meant "rotten eggs" but the mix-up of phrasing had Hubby laughing so hard he was doubled over with tears streaming down his face. I don't think he breathed normally for half an hour because every time he thought of it, he burst into hard laughter all over again.

I thought it was funny, but not that funny.

Still, it has become a new phrase in our house because Hubby just can't let it go.

I try to teach my boys.... ALL my boys, manners but sometimes *shrug*, what can you do.

6 super cool people speak:

Amy said...

Bret will turn anything into potty humor. Problem is, I can't help cracking up at it. I'm so immature.

Hilarious stories!

Shaylee Ann said...

Classic! Kids say the funniest things!

Garden of Egan said...

Kids are amazing at really nailing it when it comes to phrases.
Yup. Jacob sounds like he's pretty brilliant.

balloongal said...

My kids crack me up with things like this, too.

Sue said...



Larsen said...

I AM eager to see your photos from your vacay! Glad you had a great time.

I have a Mermaid too, but she's at least stripping down before she gets in.

Talk to you soon!

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