June 15, 2011
Oh ya, look at me and my bad self! Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh uh huh uh huh.....
Because all great quotes needed for blogging can be found in "The Emperor's New Grove".
It's just the way it is people.
And when a girl's gotta boast, a girl's just gotta boast!
Claira only allowed me about three hours of sleep last night.
Pish, no that's not what I'm boasting about. Sheesh, if that was something to brag about, every mother in the world would be blog boasting.
No, see, even though I only got three hours of sleep, I still managed to drag my carcass out of bed before my children were up, *gasp* and then I managed to work out and get my ab routine done before they came out of their bedrooms! *double gasp*
Because I like to pretend I still have abs.
I'm an eternal optimist.
So yea baby, go me! Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh uh huh uh huh.....
What? What do you mean "is that it?"
Hey, I'll have you know I'm going on exercising three days in a row! Ha!
Ummm, yea... *awkward silence* that's it. That's all I wanted to say.
Because I'm all about the small victories, and small victories should be shared.
Wait a sec... what in the...
Uh oh... if you'll excuse me, this is Alayna after all so I had better go make sure she didn't color on the walls, or the chairs, or the floor, or the table, or the stack of bills, or the.....
What the... Oh. My.... *quickly flipping to commercial to keep people from hearing reaction* "could switching to Gieco really save you 15% or more on car insurance................"
Ab routine and exercise be hanged, I need some chocolate chip cookies.