June 15, 2011

Never brag, never boast. It's bad for your kitchen.



Oh ya, look at me and my bad self! Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh uh huh uh huh.....



Because all great quotes needed for blogging can be found in "The Emperor's New Grove".

It's just the way it is people.


And when a girl's gotta boast, a girl's just gotta boast!


Claira only allowed me about three hours of sleep last night.

Pish, no that's not what I'm boasting about. Sheesh, if that was something to brag about, every mother in the world would be blog boasting.

No, see, even though I only got three hours of sleep, I still managed to drag my carcass out of bed before my children were up, *gasp*  and then I managed to work out and get my ab routine done before they came out of their bedrooms! *double gasp*

Because I like to pretend I still have abs.

I'm an eternal optimist.

So yea baby, go me!  Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh uh huh uh huh.....


What? What do you mean "is that it?"

Hey, I'll have you know I'm going on exercising three days in a row! Ha!


Ummm, yea... *awkward silence* that's it. That's all I wanted to say.

Because I'm all about the small victories, and small victories should be shared.

So there.


Wait a sec... what in the...



Uh oh... if you'll excuse me, this is Alayna after all so I had better go make sure she didn't color on the walls, or the chairs, or the floor, or the table, or the stack of bills, or the.....

What the... Oh. My.... *quickly flipping to commercial to keep people from hearing reaction* "could switching to Gieco really save you 15% or more on car insurance................"


ALAYNA!!!!!!!!

Ab routine and exercise be hanged, I need some chocolate chip cookies.

13 super cool people speak:

Sue said...

You are a funny girl, Serene.

=)

Lydia said...

hahaha I love you!

Amy said...

Bah ha hahahahaha!!!

You're awesome. Say it with me. Get your own theme music and say "I'm awesome!"

M-Cat said...

You make me laugh and so does Alayna. I wonder what that girl is gonna put you through during her teen years....

Garden of Egan said...

Ack! Llama face!!!
The best show ever!!!

Wow! You really need a full time nanny for that little monkey.

Mama Smith said...

This little apple didn't fall too far from the tree...(smile)

Carrie said...

As much as you like to seem like you don't have it together, you DO;) and your happy and colorful children are proof of that!

Rachel Sue said...

Exercising 3 days in a row is TOTALLY a victory. TOTALLY>

Royalbird said...

With five kids, one of them being a new baby and the oldest is, what, 7 or 8, that is a HUGE victory! I haven't even accomplished that yet and my baby is now three months old. I would very much like to have abs again, or pretend that I do.

ldsjaneite said...

Considering I don't manage 3 days in a row of exercising (if you don't count my walks at lunch) and I got 8 hours of sleep and don't have ANY kids (including a nerborn) to worry about, I say you earn every bit of bragging rights there! GO YOU! You are so awesome.

Garvin Smith said...

Whoa! Whoa!! Whoa!!!
ALL good quotes come from "The Emperor's New Groove"?

What about the plethora of Yoda quotes, or, from Rafiki, "Look harder!" Or, "Hmmm, he looks kinda golden brown to me." Or, "You gotta put your behind in the past." Or, "Okay, he's your baby." Or, . . .

Kirk and Cami Hull said...

Ah Serene! What would I EVER do without your blog? Please don't ever stop writing!

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

LOL! Thanks Cami!

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