April 11, 2011

Pregnancy Brain and Sleep Deprivation


Well, I suppose it could have been worse!


Wait...



And then I googled how to spell the word "wait".  Because looking at it as I wrote it just now, it looks all funny, like I had spelled it wrong.

And then my husband told me this morning that he's going to attempt to release his iron control of the budget and not look at it at all this month. He wants to try and let me be in charge since I'm the one who does all the shopping for the family.

I should note that he is a budget perfectionist and we had attempted this once but he just couldn't help himself, he had to keep double checking everything I did to make sure I didn't make any mistakes. It did not end well when I was eight cents off. He had to hunt through everything until he found my typo.

So... *GASP*

Okay, who are you and what have you done with my husband?

But at the rate I'm going, I'm not sure it's the best idea. I did just have to google the word "wait".

Still, I suppose if I "accidentally" misplace a few bucks and some things magically appear in my closet due to my bad pregnancy brain....

Just kidding.

Mostly.

14 super cool people speak:

the fowlers said...

oh, i am not looking forward to going through that again when the time comes. i left a whole load of groceries in the car once! and the only place i went was the grocery store!

hope your brain comes back, but not before you accidentally get new shoes. or something.

F e l i c i t y said...

Ohh! For funny! Wow, yeah, my mom gets pretty bad when she's expecting. She tells us to put our laundry in the dishwasher . . . the patio on the table . . . and she can't get her kids' names straight, ever.

Very, very awesome post! I hope you don't "misplace" too much money. :D

Love ya, girl!

ldsjaneite said...

Wait, then what's my excuse? Of course, I don't leave things in odd places so much as I am searching frantically for something only to realize a few minutes later that it's in my hand.

Cheeseboy said...

This is wacky. When I am pregnant, I like to keep my cell phone in the freezer. Battery lasts longer.

Lisa said...

Like some sparkly platform heels? Mm hmm. I see where you're going with this. You take those reigns, baby! TAKE THEM AND NEVER LET GO! Then get separate checking accounts. It saved our marriage. :)

Amy said...

Lol!! You're cute.

I know about the budget thing. I let my husband handle it because he's the smart one with money. As in, got-me-outa-debt-twice smart. As in paid-off-a-five-year-loan-in-three-years smart. And get-the-dental-school-debt-that-costs-the-same-as-an-enormous-house-paid-off-in-half-the-time-so-we-can-start-living-life smart.
I hope.

Brittney said...

uggh i just let a whole bunch of private work papers fly off my car as i drove off and didn't realize it til i got home. YIKES! And I'm NOT pregnant.

Way to go Luke! Im sure you're great at budgets too.

Saimi said...

WAIT! I must be pregnant then cuz this stuff happens to me all the time!

Oh dear!

Neisha said...

haha, had to laugh at the cheese and phone :)

Kira said...

It's okay. You put that stuff anywhere you please. I know someone who insists on ice cold milk, but occasionally puts the milk in the pantry. So, it's okay.

Garden of Egan said...

I wonder what my excuse is??????
A gallon of milk in the cupboard...not kidding.

Larsen said...

Pergnancy brain is a tuff one. Wiat. I need to google those three words....

Mama Smith said...

These symptoms mean I'm pregnant?

Charlotte said...

I would post the solution to all your pregnancy brain misfires, but after putting my brain through it six times, the answer seems to have slipped my mind.

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