See, normally our floor doesn't reflect. It's just your average, everyday, dull, non-reflecting linoleum.
Well, except when it's buried under half an inch of water.
I know, you're jealous.
I mean, it's not like everybody has their own personal, indoor reflecting pool!
Maybe next time I'll just turn on the shower and sell tickets for our No-Sunburn Splash Park!
A spin in the toilet would cost extra though.
It's those quiet ones you have to watch out for.
Sneaky little monkey.