(probably wondering why his wife spent so much money on hair dye)
And why some people tend to age more gracefully with their wrinkles than others.
(perhaps the six bottles of anti-aging cream on his wife's side of the bathroom counter made him curious)
So he first set about doing research on women's hormones, since they appear to be in some sort of drastic over-haul every couple of hours.
(pish, and what would he know about that!)
He ran hair samples and skin cells, and all manner of curious tests.
(he would have done well to get an MRI on himself)
But he could have just saved himself the trouble.
(we women could have saved him loads of time if he had simply asked us! But maybe that falls under the rules of not asking for directions)
All he had to do was to look at home life to understand.
(I mean, running out of chocolate would be stressful for anyone! I know it has sure given me wrinkles!
Oh, and so would my boys standing on the baby bikes while the bikes are on top of the trampoline. Because the bikes would surely keep slipping to the edge.
Not that they would ever actually do that! Because if the did, I would surely end up looking like a three year old potato... after I took pictures of it of course.)
And it would have all made perfect sense.