September 11, 2010

Dear Summer,

I honestly thought we had a good thing going, I really did. Granted, you are a bit of a snob, but some hot guys are I suppose. At least you never gave me grief for wearing flip flops and shorts every day, nor for having wind blown hair after driving around with my windows down. I especially enjoyed our evenings together. You were pretty cool then, not trying to show off all your hotness to everyone else.


I know we've only been seeing each other for about six weeks now, but I thought we had an understanding, I thought we were good!


So to say I'm devestated that you would break up with me already, is an understatement. Do you realize what you're doing to me? To my kids? No more sprinkler fun, no more late nights lounging on the trampoline, no more frolicking like a bunch of hooligans through your summer showers.


Is this because of what happened with Fall? Sure we flirted a little, I mean, come on, even you have to admit he's a cool guy. I suppose there could be something serious between us if it weren't for his bully brother Winter. Man that guy is always tagging along after him. I just can't stand him, all cold and serious.


Normally I don't condone violence, unless it's over the last bag of Cabdury mini eggs, but just this once, couldn't you man up and give Winter a good kick in the bum and send him away? After Christmas, of course. Maybe you and Fall could gang up on him! I'd say that would make it a fair fight!


Oh well, I suppose I'm just wasting my breath. You're off chasing the nearest beach somewhere. Fine, go ahead! *sniff* See if I care! I'm going to get out my Fall fan posters just to spite you!


If you ever decide to show your face here again, you had better plan to stay, for a long time!

Signed,
and her devestated hot pink toe nails

21 super cool people speak:

Lara said...

Ha! Love it. Fall came fast and furious this year up here, too. I was hoping for one last beach day, too. :(

Kristina P. said...

I am a tramp. I will cheat on summer with fall, anyday!

One Cluttered Brain said...

Atlas! Summer is gone...unless you live here in the desert..We still got the heat...*sigh*

Saimi said...

I'm with you Serene! Summer didn't hang around long enough and Fall likes to keep the days short..Ahhhh, the agony!

T said...

sorry girl - apparently Summer and I have a longer steamier relationship.

nikib4kids said...

Hahaha...are you sure there were 6 full weeks of summer....because I'm pretty sure he was sneakin' around on us during those 6 weeks! Too funny!

Sue said...

GREAT writing. And so clever.

=)

Valerie said...

It was a nice, warm day here so I hope it was there too. I actually enjoyed the fall weather, but hate when it turns into winter, which is always too fast.

Patty Ann said...

OH love it! I can feel winter breathing down my neck all ready! It was in the low forty's last night!

Wendy said...

I know what you mean!! I like fall, but winter... man it's a bit too cold!! I loved this post!!

Amy said...

Man, I HATE summer!

You wanna talk about a guy who flaunts his hotness as though he thinks he's your oven? Or perhaps the surface of the sun itself?
I've been burned far too often by Summer. The scoundrel.

On the other hand, Winter and I have a very loving relationship. Oh, if only you could keep Summer all the time and let me keep Winter! We're clearly so much more compatible!

Garden of Egan said...

That's hilarious.

I wrote a letter to summer too.

I think Summer should be fired. Totally lazy and didn't do a great job either.

I agree with you.

ldsjaneite said...

Though he didn't bother me this year, you could have had my 100+ 10 week Summer. But you can't have my Fall. No way. Fall is all mine out here. :-)

Garvin Smith said...

How come those toes look like light bulbs on the end?

Charlotte said...

I am loving my fall weather. I wish he was better at holding off winter, though.

Also, we have the same Cars slippers.

Pink Panda said...

Love! Is that snow or rain in the first pic? Rain, right? Scared me for a sec!

Anonymous said...

What a GREAT job writing!!! Another entry for your FUTURE book!

Now...in OK...I just SHOWERED the dirt covered boys OUTSIDE with the water hose and soap! It is still quite warm...OKAY...HOT and MUGGY...to be honest. It is NOT as great as it sounded...haha

LOVE the pink paint! We did that this weekend too...now I am thinking of taking a Mother/Daughter pic of feet with the pink toe nails.

:D Maria

Braden said...

See, as the proverbial nice guy in high school, I'm just glad all of you ladies are finally learning your lesson about falling for hot, flashy guys.

Braden said...

See, as the proverbial nice guy in high school, I'm just glad all of you ladies are finally learning your lesson about falling for hot, flashy guys.

Mama Smith said...

Frankly...I always "Fall" for the "Fall guy" myself! Personal preference, you know! (smile)

Teachinfourth said...

I'm with you 100%! Love autumn though, too.

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