I'm sure you had good intentions and thought you were just teaching my boys how to be men. I suppose it's a natural thing to want to instill such skills in mini male specimens.
And I'm not saying there haven't been many emergencies where I, myself have taken my children, both male and female, to find a nearby tree.
But ever since I left my boys in your care this past weekend, and you showed them how the great outdoors can make a great substitute for a restroom, I've had two public potty nudist shows take place at the park, and one attempt to moisten my entire driveway in the front of our house.
And I'm not sure how many neighbors were out and about.
Next time, please be sure to pass along the rules of engagement for such behavior.
Your favorite sister-in-law,