I really was going to wake up early and work out.
I really was going to exercise after the kids were in bed.
I really was going to clean the house.
I really was going to stop eating chocolate for breakfast.
I really was going to catch up on all my emails.
I really was going to plant the garden.
I really was going to make a fun craft with my kids.
I really was going to remain calm at all times.
I really was going to stop making up excuses for not getting things done.
But I didn't.
Hello? Hello? Can anyone hear me? The line is kind of fuzzy. Hello, is this really a magic phone like daddy says it is? Hello? What year is it?
Oh nuts, I can never tell which phone is ringing. *sigh* So many people clamoring for my attention. Hello? Yes, I can hear you, just barely. This is 2010.
Whoa... it's 1984 here. My name is Serene, who's this?
Really? Cool, I'm your daughter Alayna. Hey hey hey Jacob, it's mommy! From when she was in diapers.... Okay, that's a little disturbing. What's up! Why are you calling?
Oh, no way! Tell me ALL about myself. What am I like? Am I awesome, am I cool, am I smart? Am I just the best mother ever? Oh I just KNOW I am!
Ooh ohh... and what's my favorite food? Favorite toy? Favorite VHS?
*crickets chirping* Uhhhh... what's a VHS? And um, right now you're blogging about all the things you didn't do yesterday in a feeble attempt to get out of doing them again.
Oh um, okay. That sounds... interesting and um... sort of cool.