But it's looking like I need to draw the line somewhere.
Me: "Joseph! You're naked! Get your clothes!"
Joseph: "Naked?" He looks down. "Doh! I fordot!! Ha ha!"
And he scampers off to find his underwear.
I'm still not sure how you could forget something like that but next time I'll just tell him to check among the dishes.
I'm getting the feeling that most of you would turn down a dinner invitation right about now.