I made chocolate chip cookies last night.
The fact that they are almost gone is beside the point here.
The bowl that the cookie dough was mixed in, sat unwashed on the kitchen counter.
Upon entering the kitchen, I find two little monkeys (aka boys) doing their best to scrap and lick up any remaining bits of cookie dough from the sides.
There was also cookie dough streaks all over the counter, mini finger size of course.
As soon as they saw me, they threw the bowl aside and shouted, "Can I have a cookie?"
Me: "No, because you made a big mess all over my clean counter."
Joseph: "I didn't do it! Jacob did!"
Jacob: "I did not! Daddy did!"
Joseph: "No, Daddy's not here!"
Jacob: "Well, mommy did it!"
Me: "Haha, no I didn't!"
Jacob: "Yes huh! Layna did it!"
We're all about accepting responsibility around here.