Once upon a time, in a land of frozen ground and windy skies, a lowly blog writer had a splendid idea to write a clever post about ten things that her husband has tried to teach her since they've been married. Things such as: there is a right and wrong direction to slice cheese (who knew?) and the difference between cement and concrete.
But when she sat down and wrote the first item on the list, she realized this was something she could never finish writing. He had lost all credibility with his first attempt to corrupt her with his heathen ways.
It has since been proven that this single item has been, and continues to be, one of the main reasons men and women don't always see eye to eye.
1. Ice Cream is better than Chocolate
Indeed, this is one reason my husband and I don't always agree. (Even though I am fully aware that some women do indeed prefer ice cream over chocolate. But don't worry, someday you will see the light. =)
So you see, when he tells me that my kids aren't pets, I look at him quizzically, and respond with an oh so clever response of, "I know that!"
I am completely dumbfounded that he would think, that I would think otherwise! I think the ice cream is messing with his head. If he ate more chocolate he would think clearer.
Honestly, I have no idea where he gets these strange ideas. I know my kids aren't dogs! Why does he have to keep reminding me?