February 17, 2010

Little Rascals

Dear Darla Pink Eye,

I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit.

You're scum between my toes! 

Love, Alfalfa

P.S. Be gone evil Pink Eye! And take your pals cough and cold with you!

Oh, don't forget your $100 bottle of eye drop medicine on the way out!


I... Stymie Jacob... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman's hat Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women's hats and not play with them or talk to wear them unless I have to. 

And especially: never fall in love with them, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder. 


Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them. 


 You're a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent, Milli and Vanilli.


Special thank to The Little Rascals movie script writers. This post would not have been possible without you. Nor without the candy I ate for breakfast.

7 super cool people speak:

Jackie said...

OH Serene!

I know that look. I know that eye. I know that bottle of drops. I know that price tag.

All I can say is: You didn't get it from us!


Stacy said...

I so feel your pain. But you already know that because I've been whining about it for a week.

Just think about all the good work we're doing stimulating the economy...

Heidi said...

I have seen medical pictures of Pink Eye, and they gross me out. But these pictures of Alayna (even where she's smiling!) make me want to cry. All sufferers of pink eye bring about that reaction.

A great post, like always!

P.S. My word verification for this is "trawky." I think I should make up a definition to it and add it to my vocabulary. Just to keep up with Savannah, of course. :-)

Patty Ann said...

Serene! I am so sorry! That stuff hurts! Hope she gets better soon. Loved the pics and the blog. Give her a popcycle. Those can cure almost anything! (just ask my kids!)

I'm NOT a VOLCANO! said...

Oh, I LOVE that movie!! My son looks JUST like Spanky. SO CUTE! I LOVE what you've odne with the 'script' some of my favorite parts! Cute!

I'm NOT a VOLCANO! said...

Oh, and your poor sweet daughter is just as cute as ever- even when she's sick and has pink eye. I hope the door hits it in the butt on the way out.

Codi said...

I just found your blog and I love it, seriously, you're writing about my life!

Pink eye is awful. I have an eye doctor for my son that told us that pink eye doesn't need to be treated, it's the same virus as the cold, and we don't treat that with a prescription...uh...whatev doc!

Seriously, can you believe that!? Even if it's true the drops make them feel so much better so fast, why make them suffer longer than needed?

I think our doctor was upset because we are supposed to patch my sons eye and we didn't for a week or so because of pink eye!

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