Only moments ago, we received word of a chocolate deal going down in the living room. Our eye witness, who's name and position in the household is being with held for safety purposes, tells us what happened.
"Well, there I was, taking advantage of a quiet moment in which I took the opportunity to be lazy. It was then that I noticed just how quiet it was. It was too quiet. So I snuck into the living room to investigate."
"Now, I know these little monkeys KNOW that they aren't allowed to eat in the living room (if you've ever read any of my pre-house, apartment posts, you would know why) so I confess I was a bit surprised by the boldness of their black market actions."
"It would appear that they are experts with much experience as the goods being dealt managed to stay hidden from view as I tried to collect evidence. It was later discovered that the items in question were mini M&Ms."
"My undercover partner, who will remain unknown, had no further comment to offer."