So, if I just vacuumed them up with the rest of the mess, do you think anyone would notice?
Perhaps the clean apartment would give me away. Or maybe the unnatural peace and tranquility would arouse suspicions?
Nope, I just don't think I'd get away with it. The full Cheerio box would totally give me away.
And who needs floor lamps? I don't.
I don't know why I (sniff) bought this stupid thing anyway. (sniff) Its not like I liked it or anything.
Thank you Joseph, so much, for knocking it over a year and a half ago and breaking the glass lamp shade.
And now, you have finally given me an excuse to (sniff sniff) toss this hunk-a-junk out by knocking it over again and breaking the light bulb base. (whimper)
Besides, I LOVE glass all over my books. Makes reading so much more entertaining, don't you think?