November 4, 2009

Say What?

I was watching my neighbor's kids the other day.

While changing their little girl's diaper, Savannah suddenly leaps out of her chair and frantically yells to Alayna, "Don't look at the poopy Layna! Or you'll have bad dreams about it!"

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"Mom!" Savannah marches into my room.

"Mom, you're only suppose to color one!" She holds up her Book-It reading chart for November.

Being the end of the day and feeling a bit exasperated I stiffly replied, "Savannah, I know exactly what I'm doing. Each one of those means you read for 15 minutes. And you've read lots of minutes."

After a pause to think about that, Savannah finally replied, "Fine! I'm NOT beautiful!"

Then she spun on her heel and marched back out of the room.

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Now, I think its time to hit the chocolate chips.

I just thought I ought to let my hips know in advance.

7 super cool people speak:

Sara Lyn said...

She is so funny. I wonder where the connect were in her mind. :)

Valerie said...

Poor girl! :) And I love your hips comment.

By the way, I gave you an award on my blog if you'd like to come check it out.

the Gardners said...

lol Speaking of chocolate chips...have you tried Hershey's new "milk" chocolate chips. They are so good! =) Normally I find the milk chocolate a little waxy, but they've changed theirs.

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

Funny you should mention that! I did happen to buy some from Walmart the other day with the INTENT to make cookies. (cough) Well, anyway, they were so yummy, they never made it to any dough.

Brittney said...

ha.. how dare you insult your daughter's beauty!! :)

Marcie said...

Serene-
It was so fun to see you guys the other day! Joseph and Jacob did a good job tucker-ing out Audrey, she slept the WHOLE way home! It was awesome. Thanks again for the tomatoes, we inhaled them already. P.S. The picture of Jacob licking the floor a few posts back is hilarious! That should be framed, or at least kept for first dates! haha

Mama Smith said...

Savannah would have been a hit on "Kids Say the Darnest Things"...

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